Housing Conditions

The Living Impaired Website

The Good Old Days

Back in the days when we venerated our dear departed, we would build beautiful suburban housing developments just a short camel ride from a large urban area.  People would come to visit from all over the world so the living impaired were never lonely.  Their suburban home was set up with furniture, food, living impaired servants, their pets, and all was set up on a beautiful beach minus the water.

Today!

So, just look at what we do today.  Our dear departed are filled with chemicals and dumped in a crowded field and as you see by the photo, in total disrepair. No food, no furniture, no servants, no pets, just a small box they lay in with no visitors to keep them company.  You tell me, do we need to change our ways?  Would you rather be in a spacious home, furnished on the beach or in a box surrounded by a iron spiked fence. Well I want the beach.

On a personal note

This is the way I want to transition to the living

impaired. I want to be

roasted, toasted and

cooked down and my ashes

spread through out the no smoking

restaurants in town.