Welcome to

The Living Impaired Website

Why Living Impaired?

I have become so tired of the Political Correctness in our society that I took the following screwball idea and ran with it in my mind and developed the following:

  All special interest groups have someone serving as their advocate and so far no one has picked up the gauntlet for our dear departed. That is what we are here for, to serve and advocate for our living impaired.

Through the recent past, our society has become very politically correct, kinder and gentler as they say and very in tune  with all peoples self esteem.  No more name calling, slang words used for groups, or degrading jokes.  We now use proper terms for our special interest groups such as Gays, Americans with Disabilities, hearing impaired, sight impaired, referring to women as Ms, and right on down the line to ethnic groups and Illegal Aliens  is just another phrase for American.  Trust me, it's wrong to tell a woman in the work place that she looks nice in her new dress and you may go to jail if you hold the door open for a woman.

So, why do we refer to our dear departed, living impaired using slag terms such as dead, the big dirt nap, "He's with Elvis now", corps,  worm food and so on. Our goal is to change our societies thinking about our dear departed and help you become more sensitive to the feelings of the living impaired.

You won't believe this!

That's right, Charlie Manson has more rights than the living impaired.  How is that possible in our society today.  Charlie can watch TV, shower, write and get mail, go to the library, eat bologna sandwiches and  mate with Bruno when and if he wants. Our living impaired have strict laws limiting there movement and so on.  For example, right after departing they have to be pumped full of chemicals and we only have so long to get them in the ground, put in a mausoleum or burned up.

Tree Toads and Ameba's have more rights!

Tree Toads, Ameba's, Purple bankclimber mussel, Cavesnail,  Coffin Cave mold Beetle all have more rights than our living impaired. We can start by securing the same rights for our dear departed the same rights as the Purple bankclimber mussel, and we can build from there.

Now you are aware of injustice and unfairness we afford our living impaired and it's time to do something about it. This website is full of further information relating to the living impaired and what we can do about it. Please continue and read further and then it's time for action. We want you to join us in this crusade!